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Jeg lover å svare HELT ærlig.
Men jeg utfordrer deg til å poste dette selv på din profil..
Du vet aldri hva folk lurer på

Om jeg dør,
lover du å gråte da?
Om jeg forsvinner,
lover du å lete etter meg da?
Om jeg gråter og er såret,
lover du å trøste meg da?
Om jeg går meg bort i mørket,
lover du å være mitt lys da?
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lover du å aldri glemme meg da?

Jeg er ikke den kjekkeste gutten i verden.
Og absolutt ikke den smarteste.
Jeg er ikke den søteste heller.
Den morsomste kan jeg ikke være.
Er ikke den beste vennen eller kjæresten man kan ha

Jeg er langt i fra perfekt,
men når jeg elsker noen så gjør jeg det av hele mitt hjerte <3

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10 Reasons Why PAKISTANIS Can't Be Terrorists

10. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.
9. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
8. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
7. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
6. Food and drinks were on the plane. (We would be dancing SALSA)
5. We talk with our hands, we would have put our weapons down.
4. We would all want to fly the plane.
3. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
2. We would have put the Pakistani flag on the windshield.
1. We would have told everyone a week before doing it



Driving styles...

- One hand on steering wheel,one hand out of window -Sydney
- One hand on steering wheel,one hand on horn -Japan
- One hand on steering wheel,one hand on newspaper,foot solidly on accelerator -Boston
- Both hands on steering wheel,eyes shut,both feet on brake, quivering in terror -New York
- Both hands in air,gesturing,both feet on accelerator,head turned to talk to someone in back seat -Italy
- One hand on horn,one hand steering ,one ear on cell phone,one ear listening to loud music,a foot on accelerator,a foot on break,eyes on female pedestrians,abusing someone in next car ---- Welcome to Pakistan :-p 



Man: How was your exam today ?
Sardar: Fine, except for one question which was difficult
Man: Which one ?
Sardar: What is the past tense of THINK ?
I thought...i thought ...i thought about it and wrote THUNK



The prime Minister of China called President Bush
to console him after the 9/11attack on the Pentagon:
"I am sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big
tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents
from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything. 





SadiyoN ki thakan ka asar hai chehre par

Main Aayena dekhoon ga to darr jaon ga

Ragg ragg se zindagi nichoR rahi hai aapki judai

Main agar zinda raha to mar jaon ga!!!! :(